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Joke of the Day

"Math is so communist... ...There's class struggle for Marx"

"What's Hillary Clinton's favorite Christmas carol? Depends, what is yours?"

"What was the butcher doing when he got caught? Beating his meat."

"When I realized my boyfriend said we should 'break up' & not 'break dance', I was sad, but also relieved."

"Saw some Mennonites playing Baseball yesterday All I saw was a swing and Amish"

"Your parents didn't even want you... You would have been a blowjob if your mom had change for that $20."

"What happens when the PS and XBOX servers go down? The ambulance comes lights and sirens, ""WII-U WII-U WII-U"" I'm sorry, I'll leave now ._."

"I just heard about it and I totally think I am... What if I'm a hypochondriac?"

"With Twitter, who needs imaginary friends?"

"Why did the bee go to the doctor? Because he had hives."