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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Barbie get pregnant? ...because Ken comes in a separate box."
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"GEEK BOOTY CALL... CHARISMA Looks like somebody rolled a 20 on their Charisma check!"
"If you break up and get back together more than twice, I will not listen or care about your relationship problems you idiot."
"A man walks into a bank... and yells ""this is a fuck up!"" confused, the teller says ""you mean a stick up?"" ""Nope, it's a fuck up, I forgot my gun"""
"What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven? Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!"
"Did you hear the guy who invented predictive text has died? His funfair will be held on a sundial. Funfair* Funfair* For ducks sake..."
"What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Udder disaster."
"What's the difference between snow tires and black people? The snow tires still work when you take the chains off."
"I got a new car that makes a lot of noise. It's the new audi-ble"
"2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2."