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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Barbie get pregnant? ...because Ken comes in a separate box."
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"Why can't men get mad cow disease? Because they're all pigs."
"AKA What's another word for Italian cologne? Garlic"
"My teacher took off points when I spilled my juice on my Calculus homework... ... Apparently, I shouldn't drink and derive."
"What do you call it when a dinosaur can't get it up? ereptile dysfunction"
"I've said it before and I'll say it again... I've said it before."
"What's the difference between a battery and a women? The Battery has a positive side."
"Why is there a rape culture? Bcos, to some men, the inability to rape, felt like rape."
"What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of ""Return Of The King""? A free-LOTR"
"My family branded me as a failure, then I invented an invisibility cloak. If only they could see me now..."