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Joke of the Day

"Standing in a park today wondering why a frisbee gets larger the closer it gets. And then it hit me! -Stewart Francis"

"Hey smoke detectors, feel free to use that last bit of battery life to continue monitoring fires instead of getting all beepy."

"Context is Key She's so coy. Is she part fish?!"

"the average Russian day When you ask a Russian how his day is going. ""It is an average day today: not as good as yesterday, but better than tomorrow."""

"Last night I made love to my wife while camping.... It was in tents"

"Q: Where can you find an ocean without any water? A: On a map!"

"How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed? piece of cake"

"How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb? Well I'm not just going to tell you. You need to figure it out yourself."

"There was a kidnapping at school today... But don't worry, he woke up"

"Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?"