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Joke of the Day
"Which member of the Bach family went to prison? Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)"
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"My boss asked me to send him the funniest joke i've got.... ...I sent him a picture of my paycheck"
"Tired of rap songs starting with MC going ""uhuh uhuh...One two one two...Let's do this..."" No. You shoulda been ready when the song started."
"The only thing more predictable than the conspiracy theories is some people's inability to distinguish Indonesia from Malaysia. #AirAsia"
"If you don't pay your exorcist You get repossessed"
"What's 9+10 21"
"The doctor said I should stop eating meat immediately for health reasons... I asked if I had to quit cold turkey."
"""Of course you're the prettiest girl here, you just need to talk louder"" - alcohol"
"How does a gay guy fake an orgasm? He spits on *your* back!"
"I don't like male pornstars They always are fucking assholes"