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Joke of the Day

"What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder? Spay it don't spray it."

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"How do Chinese people name their kids? They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding"
"""She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts."" -Romans 1:15"
"I hear my local school wants to introduce massage classes to help combat stress but there's been a lot of opposition from parents' groups. Apparently, it's a very touchy subject."
"Jesus Christ. They stole your tweet. Not your first born son."
"People with FB statuses like, ""I'm so angry right now"", then when someone says, ""What's up?"" they reply, ""I'll text you."" WHAT ABOUT US?"
"Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world."
"GOODBYE WORK COMPUTER HELLO HOME COMPUTER"
"What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ? Sleep in the wardrobe !"
"What goes Blonde Brunette Blonde Brunette ? A blonde doing cartwheels."
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