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Joke of the Day
"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Honestly I'm so shit faced I have no idea."
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"A paedophile, a sadist, and a Priest walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink."
"A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, ""hey, why the long face?"" The horse says, ""I have cancer."""
"LPT: To baby-proof your home: put your front doorknob like 4 feet off the ground so the babies can't reach it. Then those fuckers won't get in!"
"How was copper wire invented? Two Jews fighting over a penny."
"Why did Faraday shop at the discount bird cage store? Because of their great buy one, get one free of charge deals."
"What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef-jerky."
"Latvian Joke One Latvian comes to other Latvian. First say ""is that potato? Will buy."" Second Latvian say ""No, is wife."" Both men sad."
"I CAN'T STAND BLACK GIRLS WITH BLONDE HAIR . LOOKING LIKE A DAMN DURACELL BATTERY"
"Q: How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution? A: They heard them in the town square saying, ""Coup, coup!"""