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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, ""hey, why the long face?"" The horse says, ""I have cancer."""

"Why did the Redditor cross the road? To bask in social approval."

"What ship breaks dangerous ice flows in the Arctic? The Titanic."

"Breaking News. Apple is to buy Ireland to solve the debt problem. It will be rebranded iLand"

"You're in love and I couldn't be happier for you. But can you let go of each other's hands for four seconds so I can get past you on the f*ckin sidewalk?"""

"Why does the coffee taste like shit? Because it was ground this morning."

"What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba-Na-Na-Na"

"What did the bra say to the hat? ""You go on a head, I'm gonna give these two a lift."""

"so a native american walks into a fancy restaurant he says to the guy seating people, I have reservations."

"Two blondes walk into a bar You would think one of them would have seen it."