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Joke of the Day
"How was copper wire invented? Two Jews fighting over a penny."
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"Order a pizza then act confused when it arrives. ""A delivery for Aaron? Aarons DEAD. He DIED ordering a pizza in this house 10 years ago"""
"My girlfriend told me to humble down shes just jealous of the fact that I'm the most humble man on earth"
"Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol."
"Biggest Joke Of the Century :) ""Computer's And Mobile's were Invented to save our time"""
"So, it's now officially a week after the Super Bowl, can we please stop with the Super Bowl jokes? They're going right over my head."
"Cop: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND Me: I didn't do... Cop:*cuffing me* Dispatch, we have a creepy clown in custody Me: These are my regular clothes"
"Heard your mom was into bdsm Apparently she likes to tie guys up in her rolls Sorry if this is a shit post first time poster "
"A man calls in to work sick on a Friday His boss asks him, ""Why what's wrong with you?"" He replies, ""its my eyes boss... I just can't see my ass coming in to work today."""
"What we've learned from this skittles incident is that we should all stop eating refugees."