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Joke of the Day
"I just tried to make reservations at the library. Couldn't get one though. They were fully booked."
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"Teach a man to phish and he'll pretend he's a Nigerian businessman."
"The premise of Batman is that, deep down, all billionaires just want to be first-year patrol cops"
"How do cats let us know that they are in pain ? Me...........Owwwwww!!"
"Arnold Schwarzenegger has made a pretty good career for himself in pest control... They say he's a great ex-terminator"
"I sometimes hump random trees in hopes one will ejaculate Keebler cookies."
"Barista: How do you take your coffee? Me: Orally."
"She blinded me with science! (Specifically, a botched LASIK surgery.)"
"[sees woman reading] ""Gone With The Wind? Great book! I love how the *clenches fist* tornado takes Dorothy & Toto to the Land Of Oz."""
"Boarding from what gate?"