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Joke of the Day
"She blinded me with science! (Specifically, a botched LASIK surgery.)"
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"Why did the USAS with frag rounds fall over? Because it was... imbalanced."
"fun prank: go observe the newborns at the hospital & if someone asks which is yours say ""I haven't decided yet"" while sobbing uncontrollably"
"Doctor, how long do I have left to live? - Ten. - Ten what? - Nine."
"What did the 2 oceans say to each other? Nothing. They just waved."
"I just climbed a mountain of fish, or you could say... I scaled it."
"No matter how busy I am at work, I'm never too busy to complain about how busy I am at work."
"Startle and amuse your cat by replacing its kitty litter with Poprocks. (Ladies: feel free to share this idea on your pinny website thing.)"
"A shark walked into a bark..."
"Cash grant After helping his mom over the weekend, a boy receives a $50 bill from his mom as a reward. He goes to school on Monday and declares: ""I just got a cash Grant!"" wa..wa..waaaaaa"