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Joke of the Day

"The French are a very religious people... I talked to some of them, and they are all *Je suis* this, an *Je suis* that."

"What do you call a funny snake? HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTERICAL ^^^my ^^^son ^^^^told ^^^^^me ^^^^^^this ^^^^^^^one.."

"An arranged marriage is just another way of saying that your parents helped you get laid."

"What do you call a seagull over the bay? A Bagel"

"Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs? He had too much thyme on his hands."

"What do you call a combination of a joke and a rhetorical question?"

"Whats the point of calling it ""secret Santa""? Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa."

"Mr Peg, my Digital Photography teacher, just passed away. Rest in peace Jay."

"Cris Cyborg erupts after 'disrespectful' Joe Rogan jokes she has a penis After Rogan and Hinchcliffe suggested she had a penis."

"Dr. Dre Beats."