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Joke of the Day

"If by ticklish, you mean I'll turn into a rabid chihuahua on bath salts if you come near my underarm, then yes I'm a little ticklish."

"I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn Doesnt cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night"

"Why did the Baker have smelly hands? Because he kneaded a poo."

"What has 7 letters and makes only Redditers mad? [deleted]"

"That's one healthy flower bed you've got blooming in your backyard. How many bodies do you have buried there? -My attempts at small talk."

"Wife: The police are here asking about a break in at the pet store Me from within a pile of puppies: Tell them I'm not here."

"Dating is collecting information about someone until you realize you don't like them"

"What kind of dog doesn't do well in hot weather? A faint Bernard!"

"What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday? Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday."

"Facebook is getting out of hand With all the mass debating going on"