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Joke of the Day

"You guys should get [Naked](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/eb/NakedJuiceLogo.png/170px-NakedJuiceLogo.png) at Costco"

"Give a man a cat and he eats for a day. Give him too many cats, and people will be like, ""Are you giving cats to that guy who eats cats?!?"""

"The fact that we don't use towels to dry towels makes me question the value of towels."

"A mushroom walks into a bar... Bartender says ""we don't serve your kind here!!"" Mushroom says ""why not?!? I'm a fungi!"""

"I drank half a bottle of NyQuil and tried to call Audrey Hepburn on my microwave"

"How do you feel when you don't have coffee? Depresso."

"A dyslexic bank robber... Runs into a bank with a gun and screams out waving his gun around. ""Every mother sticker put your hands up with is a fuck up!"""

"If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic."

"So a guy walks into a bar... Ouch."

"What's got four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a preschool."