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Joke of the Day

"Sausage Joke During the depression, why did they only put breadcrumbs on one side of a sausage? ....cos during the depression it was hard to make both ends meat"

"Why is six such a nervous number? **sinko says** it's because of some cannibalism story going around."

"Teacher: When you yawn your supposed to put your hand to your mouth! Pupil: What? and get bitten!"

"Now that Prince is dead... ...is he formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince?"

"What are Russian clothes always made out of? Lenin."

"Two thieves were caught with a load of stolen batteries and fireworks... ...one of them was charged, and the other was let off."

"I get bummed out when I end up being on time but I'd worked up a really solid ""why I'm late"" story."

"As I spread my girlfriend's legs I thought to myself... This is the strangest thing I've ever had on toast."

"Where did Mario and Luigi go to school? At 'Wass-a-matta U'"

"What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common? It's their knees that go first."