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Joke of the Day

"A programming joke There are three hard problems in computer concurrency. science. Cache invalidation, naming things, off-by-one errors, and"

"Said the Buddhist to the hot dog vendor... ""Make me one with everything"""

"How do you get dragon pee? Drop your catheter bag."

"Shave legs ?? Bikini wax ?? Lose 10 lbs ?? Pluck eyebrows ?? Mani/pedi ?? Sexy panties ?? Ready for my big *date! *gynecologist"

"How about the No Bucket Challenge? Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it."

"What did the 0 say to the 8? ... Hey, nice belt.."

"Mum I found Dad Haven't I told you to stop making holes in the garden?"

"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. ."

"My wife just told me she's leaving me if I don't stop drinking I told her "" Come on honey just one more drink, and I will help you pack!"

"Everyone always thinks I'm gay... Even my boyfriend."