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Joke of the Day

"A programming joke There are three hard problems in computer concurrency. science. Cache invalidation, naming things, off-by-one errors, and"

"How do billboards communicate? Sign language"

"How come I can get free wifi with a $3 cup of coffee but I can't get it with a $150 hotel room?"

"If Olympic drinking was an event I would probably take gold in the floor routine."

"I hate that ""You know what to do"" voicemail greeting, because if a recently unfrozen caveman calls, I bet that makes him feel pretty bad."

"Q - Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat? A - Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fridge, and go to bed. Married men come home, check to see what's in the bed, and go the fridge."

"They say that 15% of males don't get enough fibre in their diet... ...I guess it's tough shit for them!"

"Two women are sitting together quietly . . ."

"I eat my Chinese food just like any other American, with chopsticks, one grain of rice at a time."

"What the best thing about pedophiles? They always drive slowly near schools"