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Joke of the Day
"There are two things in this world that I could look at forever... the left one and the right one."
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"Just installed an egg cannon on the hood of my car. Flipping people off and cursing at them just doesn't satisfy me anymore."
"Steve Irwin died as he lived... With nature in his heart"
"Cheating in a joke. A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""
"""Name him Mufasa, it means ""king"" in Manazoto. And uh, we'll call HIM Scar. Because his face."" Simba's grandparents were the real villains."
"You haven't truly won an argument until the other person says ""whatever."""
"REMEMBER: It's not ""drinking alone""...if your kids are in the car with you."
"A knight walks into a bar The barman says ""Why the long mace?"""
"I like to stand in crowded elevators facing the wrong way with a confused look on my face, and finally exclaim, ""Oh, it's an ELEVATOR."""
"I was arrested for washing my pants without taking the cash out of my pockets. They charged me for laundering money."