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Joke of the Day
"I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy... ...but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque."
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"Soviet dating advice Stop stalin, do not russian to things, putin an effort"
"Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall into the cup of hot chocolate."
"What did one cheese say to the other? I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!"