195042
Joke of the Day
"What is the most racist type of bread? A biguette"
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"A young Jewish boy asks his father if he can borrow twenty dollars.... ..the father replies, ""Ten dollars?! What do you need five dollars for?!?"""
"Fired from my job as an autopsy technician for repeatedly asking ""are you gonna eat that?"" during the procedures."
"I ran out of toothpaste recently So I've resorted to brushing with soap. It's pretty gross, but on the plus side I've really cut back on my swearing."
"What do Canadian girls have? Boobehs"
"ME: when I was 12 I got the flu so bad I had to be in the hospital GUY WHO TRIES TO ONE-UP EVERY STORY: oh yeah? when I was 13 I died"
"""I'm scared of thunder and vacuums but this beehive full of killer bees looks delicious."" - Dogs"
"I broke up with a Japanese girl last week... It sucked, because I had to drop the bomb twice before she got the message."
"If history has taught me anything, it's that the person with the loudest, wettest cough will always sit down beside me in a waiting room."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?.. **RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!**"