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Joke of the Day

"Four Polish men die in a car accident Two in the actual crash and two more in the reenactment."

"I have a tattoo of a gigantic bruise on my left ankle in case anyone ever asks me to go hiking. Or help them move."

"Gays are fucking assholes."

"Damn girl, you must be drunk? Thats your puke your eating"

"Before phones were invented Were dick pics called junk mail?"

"Our culture is like a fungus. It's fucking disgusting but it grows on you."

"What's the difference between a onion and a prostitute? I don't cry when I cut prostitutes."

"What do you call a boring banana? unaPEELING"

"What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball? Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)"

"A soon-to-be-married Asian man calls off his engagement, but keeps the wedding band. He's really into recyciring."