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Joke of the Day

"I found some pictures of little trolls that were taken a long time ago They're ol'-imp-pics"

"I went to an erectile dysfunction meeting today. Nobody else came."

"What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk? white water rafting."

"I wonder when my phone will start listing them as ignored calls instead of missed calls."

"LF : Clean-ish jokes Need new jokes that aren't dark so I don't scare away the girl I like. Engineering and soccer ones are pluses. Thanks for the help."

"What do vampire footballers have at half-time? Blood oranges."

"Healthy cereal feels a lot like dressy sweatpants."

"Why do breasts have nipples? Because without them they would be pointless."

"I'm getting really good at this parenting thing. I just secretly ate 3 oreos while my kids were in the same room."

"I've never met a black person that didn't have a cool nickname."