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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an angry German? sauerkraut! (sour kraut)"

"ALFRED: *wringing out wet birthday party invitation* it's difficult to read, but i'd hazard a guess at aquaman, master wayne"

"The scariest punchline to a long-running joke: ""Welcome to the Oval Office, President Trump!"""

"Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes WHACK! ""Damn."" A bad skydiver goes ""Damn."" WHACK!"

"Why should you never let a squirrel give you a blow job? Cause beastiality is wrong."

"Did you hear about the Roman who got a C in Math? He got a perfect score!"

"David Hasselhoff just changed his name to ""David Hoff"" If anything, it's less of a hassel."

"In the old days they sacrificed virgins to appease the Gods. They must have realized sacrificing the town slut would have been such a waste."

"LF : Clean-ish jokes Need new jokes that aren't dark so I don't scare away the girl I like. Engineering and soccer ones are pluses. Thanks for the help."

"What do you call an object used as seating that can fly? A rocket lawn-chair."