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Joke of the Day

"The scariest punchline to a long-running joke: ""Welcome to the Oval Office, President Trump!"""

"What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt? A Yoghurt's got culture!"

"Can anyone give me a Russian-English bilingual pun?"

"The Boy Scouts came up with the strongest knot in the world... You just leave a pair of earbuds in your pocket while you're hiking."

"Mopeds are for men who want to ride motorcycles but prefer to feel the wind on their vaginas"

"""BANGING BODY"" Thanks ""What's your secret?!"" I eat fireworks ""..."" BOOM"

"Why are ska bands so clean? They always pick it up pick it up pick it up."

"Just cleaned out my desk. Bad news: I apparently have 1,453 Sharpies and none of them are sharp. Good news: I found the plane!"

"I remember as a child lying in bed and waiting for Santa Claus to come. And how afterwards it would be so silent and awkward as he got dressed to leave."

"I really need to get rid of this heavy copy of ""Farenheit 451""... Could someone lend me a lighter? Edit: FAHRENHEIT DAMN IT"