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Joke of the Day

"I nearly dropped my game of scrabble It could've spelled disaster if I actually did"

"I realized today why some people spend their lives looking for bigfoot. He doesn't exist."

"""Hey, I can see my house from here!"" - homeless people, almost all the time"

"Is it too early to make jokes about 9/11? Yes, you should wait 5 more days!"

"I was voted ""most friendly"" at my high school in 10th grade. It was at this point in my life that I knew serious changes were in order."

"How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have? Limbitless"

"Why did the felon have so much energy? He was well arrested!"

"I hate bikes that carry two people. I can't tandem."

"I stepped on some corn flakes the other day.. .. And now I'm a convicted cereal killer."

"""You need to stop doing chest workouts, it looks like you have boobs,"" said my wife. ""That makes one of us then,"" I replied."