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Joke of the Day
"I nearly dropped my game of scrabble It could've spelled disaster if I actually did"
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"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Potato."
"How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede? Swed-ish."
"Repairing Old Clothes by Fred Bare"
"For fun I like to text all the men in my phone, ""she has your eyes, can't wait for you to meet her"" and then I sit back and wait."
"In regards to the recent ruble crash in Russia A Russian boy asks his father ""Daddy, can I have 5 ruble for buy milk bread and vodka?"" His father replies ""20 ruble? What you need 50 ruble for?"""
"I was only young when I learned to count. It was odd at first, even then."
"What do you get when an Investment banker jumps off a cliff? A Con descending Altitude."
"YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet"
"Did you hear that they exhumed the body of John Lennon? All they found was a dead beetle..."