23686
Joke of the Day
"Repairing Old Clothes by Fred Bare"
Next Joke
"Me: *Wrong Turn Siri: Recalculating Route Me: *Wrong Turn Siri: Recalculating Route Me: *Wrong Turn Siri: You're on your own, Idiot."
"What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear? Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you"
"In bed they call me Snickers... ... Because I always satisfy!"
"""Can I get 2 boxes of Sudafed?"" ""Sorry, by law you can only buy one at a time."" ""Okay then just the one box of Sudafed and these 7 guns."""
"Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks."
"A Mexican walked into a Polish store and greeted every one. He was handed a sausage. Edit: Ok I will walk myself out..."
"The number of my farts. . . is gastronomical."
"Why can't the insecure fish sing well? He's never comfortable in his own scales."
"*the fog lifts* *the fog eats a high protein-low fat diet* *the fog does cardio* *the fog is fit af*"