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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear that they exhumed the body of John Lennon? All they found was a dead beetle..."
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"Why is your bio written in English but your tweets written in spaghetti?"
"I would tell you a leech joke. . . But it would suck anyway"
"Dude, your girlfriend's tits are so saggy... I bet she walked straight off of page 12 of National Geographic Magazine."
"What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps? One are Walkers and the others just Lays around."
"Big shoutout to my great grandmother She can't hear me otherwise"
"'I just call it like I see it...' -People giving their unsolicited opinion about their unsolicited opinions."
"He's not dead; he's electroencephalographically challenged."
"How did Thor's brother get his powers? Just Loki I guess"
"90% of my friends have hemorrhoids. The other 10% are perfect ass holes."