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Joke of the Day

"I bet ""jerk chicken"" is that chicken that cuts others off when the other chickens are trying to cross the road."

"What did the blue crab call his ex girlfriend? Old Bay"

"I meet James Bond at my university. After some greetings, I ask him: ""Whats your GPA?"" James answers: ""4 2.4."""

"Just a reminder: please do not post any jokes regarding the German highway system. You will be Autobahn'd."

"Know how I know I am getting laid tonight...? Because I am stronger than you."

"Who won the Asian cooking contest? It was a Thai!"

"I mixed coffee with Red Bull, now I can see the invisible things my kitten pounces on."

"Work is for people who don't know how to fish."

"Order a pizza then act confused when it arrives. ""A delivery for Aaron? Aarons DEAD. He DIED ordering a pizza in this house 10 years ago"""

"Nutella: A reason to buy bread."