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Joke of the Day

"Backseat drivers are the worst. They're always like ""the light is red!"" and ""don't text and drive!"" and ""oh god, I think that was a person!"""

"Wanted to know what the did in the Pentagon... So I built a Hexagon *they"

"New drinking game! Draw a card. If it's black take a shot. I call it the Ferguson"

"Asking your stay-at-home wife what exactly she did all day is a fun way to bleed."

"What's Al Gore's dancer name? Algorithm."

"birds & bees a boy asks his mom ""mom, where do babies come from?"" the mom pauses and then says "" the stork"" then the boy says ""ah, who fucks the stork?"""

"Where can you find best mother fuckers? In league of legends ~silver elo"

"A man goes into a library asking for a book on suicide... The librarian says ""F*** off, you won't bring it back."""

"What does a jewish pedophile say to a kid Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"

"Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup? Because one more bean would be too farty."