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Joke of the Day

"When I was a kid, I really didn't like the idea of having facial hair... ...but now it's starting to grow on me."

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"Jupit. Jupiter. Jupitest."
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"My GF said she wanted to try in the other hole. I'm afraid she might get pregnant, what should I do ?"
"Credit cards are VERY dangerous. Every time I try to use one somebody starts chasing me with scissors."
"Lil Wayne, Chris Brown, and Pitbull walk into a bar. Drake ducks."
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