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Joke of the Day

"A friend of mine just became a geologist Apparently it's a rocky degree"

"Which fruit can never get married? Melons, because they can'telope."

"What did the worker ant say when the queen ant asked him to make mittens for all of the other ants? *Fuck.*"

"Two more nuns Two nuns in a bath. First one says ""where's the soap?"" Second nun says ""yeah, it does doesn't it."""

"What's a pedophile's favorite part about hockey? ...before the first period.( )"

"My therapist told me that if ignorance is bliss, there's no reason for me to be on antidepressants."

"Why was Han Solo suspicious when he first put his penis in Princess Leia? It was Luke warm"

"I was in the supermarket and I thought I saw my name on a loaf of bread. I looked again and it said ""thick cut""."

"Now I'm not saying pollution has hit dangerous levels in New Delhi, but all my friends there are celebrating Nausea November."

"My check engine light just turned on. I opened up the hood and the engine is still there. Thankfully everything is fine, but I was worried for a minute."