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Joke of the Day

"Christmas Trees and The Pope Q: What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?? A: Their balls are for decoration only"

"If you go into a bar by yourself and ask for a water the bartender looks at you like you have leprosy."

"Kid sounds like the turtle from Finding Nemo http://youtu.be/3yDeag-HzuE"

"I heard it's impossible to ban Tank tops in the US... Something about the right to bare arms..."

"What is the difference between a baby and a onion? No one cries when you chop up the baby."

"Sleeping with your girlfriend is like sleeping in a no camping zone. You want to get comfy,but you can't risk pitching a tent. Was bored"

"When a chicken pukes at a party... is that called a PARTY FOWL???"

"Life hack : Receive a wide assortment of yellow, orange, pink and red envelopes, free of charge, simply by not paying your bills."

"Why hurricanes are named after women Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them."

"Knock knock. Who's there? Fucked-up Joke Frog. ""Fucked-up Joke Frog"" who? To get to the other side."