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Joke of the Day
"Why did the salmon cross the road? Cuz it's fucking flooded."
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"I find it odd that my son's teacher would like to see him skip grade one without knowing how horribly he screwed up when doing our taxes."
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"Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job."
"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It isn't hard."
"How do you know accountants have no imagination? They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers."
"The only reason kids like Christmas is because they're not the ones buying all the presents."
"God doesn't normally poop, but when he does..... Holy shit."