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Joke of the Day

"Still a lotta racism down south. Just today I saw some asshole on his whiteberry."

"What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi"

"I think the blue states should get the taco trucks first, and the red states have to wait, because elections have consequences."

"Being stuck in the"" friend zone"" is like an employer refusing you for a job and calling you to complain about the person he hired."

"Keep reaching for the stars but get a better deodorant."

"How do you make a 5yr old cry twice? When you rub your dick on her teddy bear."

"What did a young Pink Panther sing when he was playing with his magnifying glass in the back yard? Dead ant; dead ant; dead ant dead ant dead ant..."

"Cop: Been drinking tonight, ma'am? Me: No, I'm just dizzy b/c I'm having a heavy flow day. It's really clotty and... Cop: You're free to go."

"God: But if you use your sting you will die. Bee: That will teach us not to abuse our power. How did the wasps take that news? God: Err..."

"John and Nancy sitting in a tree, H-I-D-I-N-G-F-R-O-M-T-H-E-L-O-C-A-L-A-U-T-H-O-R-I-T-I-E-S-B-E-C-A-U-S-E-T-H-E-Y-K-I-L-L-E-D-A-D-O-G"