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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beppe ! Beppe who ? Beppe Le Pew !"
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"If I were a manager at Stabucks I would be like, ""You showed up latte for work today!"" then when the laughing stops, ""but no, you're fired."""
"My therapist says I'm narcissistic. How can someone who's perfect be narcissistic?"
"What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails? Yours tin-sincerely."
"What is College Feminism? What is college feminism? 10.000 women who took Gender Studies to figure out why there aren't enough female engineers"
"You can't run in a campground You can only ran because it's past tents."
"When you get a 3D printer, don't mess around. Go straight to printing money."
"If I knit you a sweater, Computer, will you stop freezing?"
"Why is Santa's Sack So Big Because he only comes once a year."
"What shampoo do dragons prefer? Head & Smolders"