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Joke of the Day

"An Irish man walks out of a bar. Hey, it could happen."

"My neighbors are drunk & climbing up the balcony. Or possibly being robbed. Whatever."

"Never in the history of unlimited data plans has someone gone through their significant others phone and gotten happier"

"Live a little, ask her ""are ya done?"" while she's still yelling at you."

"I play with my hair a lot because I don't have testicles."

"How many SJWs does it take to screw in a light bulb? THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!"

"I want a tattoo but i'm afraid to get one. Not because it's permanent or the pain. I just don't want to talk to a stranger for 7 hours."

"Why do push up bras not work for some girls? Because 0x0 is always 0."

"I just saw some pictures of Ray Rice's wife for the first time... she's a real knock out."

"My iPhone's device name is ""Titanic"". It's syncing."