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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an alligator that always starts fights? An instigator!"
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"Went to a ginger convention today There wasn't a soul there."
"If being successful was an amusement park, I'm the kid that drove his bumper car in the corner and can't get out."
"I would really love to see how Michaelangelo managed to paint that ceiling with his nunchucks."
"Does Al Pacino think that he's getting paid by the decibel?"
"Girls are like math problems... If they are under 18, it's best you do them in your head."
"A priest and a rabbi walk by a junior high school... The priest peers inside and says ""Hey. Let's go inside and screw some little boys."" The rabbi responds ""Out of what?"""
"Pacquiao wanted the fight to take place in the Philippines, but Mayweather insisted on Las Vegas. I guess he likes his venues just like he likes his violence...Domestic."
"What's black and doesn't work? Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard."
"""Lets all start wearing weird '90s mom jeans!"" - girls now"