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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an alligator that always starts fights? An instigator!"
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"What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track - all straight!"
"Do you like them? I made them from scratch. Do you want one? - me introducing my kids to strangers."
"I just got ripped off by a Chinese guy. This pan he sold me doesn't fly at all."
"What do mice do when they're at home ? Mousework !"
"Forty minutes before we get to the first sex scene in Fifty Shades Of Grey? They do beat around the bush..."
"Children in the back seat cause accidents... ...accidents in the back seat cause children."
"Where did Noah keep his bees? The Ark Hives"
"If you ever decide to commit suicide by jumping from a building, the least you could do is wear a cape first."
"My French buddy keeps trying to get me to drink It's a lot of Pierre pressure"