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Joke of the Day

"I just rolled a joint... Now my ankle hurts Edit: You did not expect that!"

"How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb? Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad."

"Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck?"

"Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOze"

"*primitive gungans defeat battle droids* *Stone Age ewoks beat elite stormtroopers* *improbable underdog story defeats logic and reason*"

"Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto? He was asking for directions for the ""k-k-k-mart."""

"Can you get a tattoo on your penis? Yea, but it would be hard."

"What's a pirates favorite letter? R, C, I and P are all pretty much equal"

"My wife thinks I'm too impulsive. How the hell would she know? We only met last week!"

"Justin Bieber Comedy Roast - 10 Meanest Jokes"