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Joke of the Day

"I just rolled a joint... Now my ankle hurts Edit: You did not expect that!"

"[making flamingos] God: bird. Adam: got it. G: but it stand still a lot. A: ok.. G: on one leg. A: how high are you? G: make it pink."

"i look like i'm trying to get water out of my ears when i dance"

"An enterprising divorce lawyer would set up a booth on a Sunday at a cut-your-own Christmas tree farm."

"- How was school? 4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton"

"""What's an FAQ?"" is probably an FAQ."

"What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare (air) mail."

"A woman went to the bar with a black eye. ""How'd ya get that?"" asked the bartender. ""From my husband,"" she replied. ""But I thought he was out of town?"" he asked. ""So did I!"" she said."

"Remember not to laugh at your ex wife's choices. You were one of them."

"Iron Man is technically a FEmale. I will downvote myself on the way out...."