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Joke of the Day

"Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before."

"My wife said I'm not manly I told her she hurt my feelings and I'm going to go cry in a corner."

"Why do Japanese hate bingo? They all scramble for cover when you call B-29"

"What is the difference between a Cadillac and five dead Asian hookers? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage"

"What's the difference between regular sex and anal sex? One makes your day and one makes your hole weak."

"I wonder if dog's had facebook, would they put our picture as their profile picture."

"Get the sand out your vagina. if you loose a player match and don't want your rematch bcuz your too pussy, why still try and talk shit xD."

"Do you know why divorce is so expensive? Because its worth it!"

"DATING TIP: OFFER THEM WATER. PUT 2 STRAWS IN. ROMANTIC WATER."

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