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Joke of the Day

"How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Racists dont like to be enlightened."

"I'd go to church if they had Wi-Fi."

"A cow fell off a truck in Russia Apparently he hadn't been Put in properly."

"What is Tigger's favorite day? Leap Day, but Spring Forward is a close second."

"It's a bird. It's a plane. No its... ""Steve, you're fired. Air traffic control just isn't for you."""

"What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker? 30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke."

"Sean Connery walks into a bar. He says ""I'd like a single shot."" The bartender says ""That's a good idea because if you had the chickenpox, the virus is already in you."""

"When I was a child, I loved astronomy and I actually saw Orion's belt many times. My Dad's nickname was Orion and he used to beat the shit out of me because I didn't like sports."

"in high school i dated a girl that pronounced the L in Salmon. last i heard of her she was doing meth"

"NASA: what makes u qualified for our mission to mars? ME: i desperately want to be shot into deep space, where there are definitely no geese"