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Joke of the Day

"How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Racists dont like to be enlightened."

"NEWS ANCHOR: Here's Gary with day 1 of his outdoor summer weather report. GARY: [frying an egg on the sidewalk] I quit. Back to you, John."

"An unemployed guy gets a call from the lady at the Employment agency Lady : I have two openings for you. Guy : I know. The lady hangs up."

"What do you call a Jewish feline? A yama-cat"

"There is probably a lot of ATM security camera footage of me rocking the fuck out."

"If pedicures were called toe jobs, men would get them, too."

"He shouldn't have died so young, but he also shouldn't have cut the grass at 7:30 am on a Sunday. (I'm writing my neighbors obituary)"

"First white Muslims in Boston, now a 7'0"" gay black pro athlete. Narrow-minded conservatives everywhere are having a very confusing month."

"The average person loses their virginity at 17. Congratulations you are above average."

"Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars? A Walken humidor."