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Joke of the Day
"what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You told her twice already... "
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"What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events? A topical rainforest."
"My husband told me I was beautiful for the first time tonight Sure, he was drunk and using a Scooby Doo voice but I'll take it"
"How did Dairy Queen wind up pregnant? Burger King didn't wrap his Whopper"
"Knock-Knock, Whose There? ""Peephole salesman!"""
"A three legged dog walked into a saloon. Said..""I'm looking for the man that shot my Pa."""
"What's the difference between fishing and dating? In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk."
"Do you know how to tell the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer? They taste different."
"British humor A cop walks into a bar responding to a call about a youngster making a ruckus. He asked the young lad ""just what are ya getting on with lad?"" The lad responds,"" none of yobishness mate"""
"I hope Death is a man. That way it will come quickly and be over before I know it."