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Joke of the Day
"What's the name of A support group for transgender superheroes? The Ex Men."
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"What looks like grass but is red? grass, i lied about the red part"
"My grandad used to swear by refrigerators. And televisions. In fact, he was probably the most foul-mouthed member of staff Comet ever had."
"Every time you make a ""your mom"" joke, I call my mom to check. Most of you are liars."
"Fast way to MESS up someones Knock Knock joke? ""It's open."""
"The sign outside the drug rehab facility was very fitting ""Stay off the grass."""
"I'm really good in bed.....I stay on my side and rarely steal all the covers."
"ENEMY: can you smell that? That's fear. ME: the baked goods? ENEMY: no. focus on your fear. ME: we must be knife fighting behind a bakery"
"Why do Java programmers wear glasses? Because they can't C#."
"Just got back from Sam's Club - got a great new electric piano, 19 pack of BBQ lighters, and a impulse kayak - fuck forgot milk"