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Joke of the Day
"Young McDonald had a time machine... ...and warned his future self about letter based songs."
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"I was going to tell you a joke about hipsters. But you probably wouldn't understand."
"What operating system does Varys have on his computer? Unix"
"I purchased a gross of condoms... There were only 140 in the box! Ruined my whole weekend."
"How do you kill a vampire baby? Stake and shake"
"Some call it drug abuse. I say the drugs get what they deserve."
"Just started a new job and apparently they use the word work less figuratively than I do."
"There are always two ways to look at things. I prefer to look at them my way."
"When babies cry at movies: I hate when people's baby start crying in movie theaters. Bruh I didn't pay $12.50 to hear a reminder of how weak your pull out game is."
"Blind man walks past a fishmongers ""hello ladies!"""