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Joke of the Day
"Just started a new job and apparently they use the word work less figuratively than I do."
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"What does an old lady's crotch taste like? Depends."
"Have you heard the one about the seamstress? It's sew sew."
"What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a bald eagle A life time ban from the zoo and a felony...apparently"
"Your mama is so ugly She fell into a gorilla exhibit and got shot."
"whats the difference between a woman and a computer ? A woman has no use for a 3 1/2"" inch floppy."
"What's the best way to cure seasonal depression? Suicide. -A bit of black humor for black friday"
"Life is a lot like a piece of toilet paper. You're either on a roll, or you're taking shit from some asshole."
"Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman."
"What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? One you pay $500 an hour to screw you. The other one has sex for money."