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Joke of the Day
"I purchased a gross of condoms... There were only 140 in the box! Ruined my whole weekend."
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"What's the hardest part about rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay"
"In the spirit of mother's day Roses are Red Violets are blue Pornhub is down Your moms facebook will do"
"It's Saturday, so I'm as lazy as the guy who drew the Japanese flag."
"What's the heaviest soup? One ton soup."
"Why are Skeleton's so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin."
"Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider? A: ""Life is like a box of chocolates..."" (Source: F. Gump of Intel)"
"Did you here about the new zoo? They put a fence around Iowa."
"My fish can breakdance. But only for five seconds, and only once."
"My girlfriend and i are quite similar They're both imaginary"