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Joke of the Day
"I make one mistake and my pharmacist now adds ""by mouth"" on the prescription label."
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"You couldn't hold an intelligent conversation if I duct taped one to your hands."
"My wife's cooking is so bad.... My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food."
"Twitter should send notifications when you're about to get fired and divorced."
"If you ask me a question and I don't know the answer I'm going to tell you to google it and act like you're the stupid one."
"How did the Roman cut his hair? Caesar"
"I don't appreciate my son's teacher circling all the wine stains on his homework."
"hey babe i got this new cologne called colon and i smell like my digestive system i hope you like it"
"What happened to Hillary Clinton's emails? [deleted]"
"What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle? A tire."