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Joke of the Day

"A jewish girl asks her dad for $50... ""$40? What on earth do you need $30 for?"""

"What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone? Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone."

"It must get awkward when someone by accident makes one of those ""I let him get away with murder"" jokes around O.J Simpson."

"How to do math with sex. You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply!"

"Stranger: ""Excuse me where is the nearest..."" Me: ""GOOGLE IT!"""

"I used to crush cans for a living, didn't like it though... It was soda pressing."

"Everyone criticizes the Salem Witch Trials, but we haven't had a witch attack in over 200 years."

"You're born, you grow up, you start listening to a Pink Floyd song, you get married, have kids, you die, the song hasn't finished."

"I recently met someone who told me that he couldn't smell. I don't think he nose what he's missing out on."

"Just bought a white pool stick... Now, I shoot better then the rest of my school."