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Joke of the Day
"A nicer way to call someone who was born through Incest ""Purebred"""
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"What emotion does a tree feel every spring? Relief"
"I searched in Google ""How do I know if my wife is a witch"". You could've just asked me! - she yelled from the kitchen."
"I was looking for the sun at night, and then it dawned on me."
"Just went into a women's restroom and lifted all the toilet seats."
"Why would boxers make good comedians? Because they always have a punchline"
"My doctor told me that I have to stop masturbating! Because otherwise he can't do his medical examination."
"I wonder how many lightbulbs it takes to change a baby."
"If you named your kid Hunter because you like to hunt, then I hate you. Who names a kid after an activity?. *Storms off w/ his son, Kegger"
"I was trying to get the bubbles out of my screen protector and I accidentally bought a horse on eBay."