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Joke of the Day

"What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry"

"Donald Trump is what happens when a YouTube commenter makes a billion dollars."

"A feminist, a vegan and a CrossFitter walk into a bar. What happens next? His head explodes, because he can't decide which one to tell you about first."

"Two Guys Are Peeing Off a Bridge.. [NSFW] ...The first guy says to the other, ""Wow, this water's cold"", and the second guy replies, ""Yeah, and it's deep too!"""

"There are 10 kinds of people: Those who can read binary, and those who can not."

"What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows? Tetris"

"Why can't T-Rex's Hi-Five each other? Because they are dead."

"Did you hear about the new Comedy Central show? a polar bear offers his commentary about current events. Its called the Cold Bear Report!"

"""A ghost took a dump all over the house!!!"" - Paranormal Activia"

"Saw a bug crawling on my arm and my reaction can only be described as ""grabbing for swirling dollars inside a plexiglas Cash Cube."""