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Joke of the Day
"There are 10 kinds of people: Those who can read binary, and those who can not."
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"I'm going to start a foundation dedicated to helping people with obsessive behaviour. And call it Obsessive Disorders Control."
"Good one computer geniuses, you made everything ""user friendly"" and ""intuitive"" and now idiots are on the internet commenting on everything."
"my car is dead & i saw a dead spider under the hood so like, do i need a new spider? i dont know a lot about how cars work"
"Sorry I got us kicked out of your niece's dance recital for blowing my airhorn too much"
"Based on the number of AVI pics taken in your cars, I'm guessing that quite a few of you girls are on the run"
"I gave my friend 10 puns, hoping at least some would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did."
"CONGRATULATIONS It has been 24 0 days since you last stepped in cat puke."
"All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or married to someone else."
"Were PacMan and Ms.PacMan married or brother and sister? Have some fanfic that's either really awesome or really disturbing riding on this."