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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump is what happens when a YouTube commenter makes a billion dollars."
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"The whole ""Pavlov's Dog Experiment"" is such a load of bunk I'm sick of people bringing it up... ...at this point just *hearing* the name ""Pavlov"" makes me mad."
"How come Miss Piggy couldn't talk? She had a frog in her throat."