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Joke of the Day
"Where does a dog go when he loses his tail a retail store"
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"Q: How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers? A: There is writing on the White-out."
"Two cows standing in a field... One cow looks at the other and says ""Moo"", the other cow says ""Fuck I was just about to say that""."
"What is a Jewish person's favorite nut? A cashew."
"Yo momma's so fat She did a cannonball, and water was found on Mars."
"A man wanted me to engage in necrophilia... NSFW I told him to drop dead"
"I don't mean to make sweeping generalizations but all brooms are pretty much the same."
"Detective: Did your husband have any enemies, ma'am? Wife: Well, the cat next door never really liked Jim, and that always seemed a bit odd."
"How do I change the ring on my phone to an onion ring?"
"Snooki doesn't like her nickname. OK. What's another name for a drunken slut? Damn. Paris Hilton is already taken."